Someone please think of the congresspeople!

Thank GOD they are addressing this terrible issue of ELEVATOR CROWDING! I mean, heaven forfend that these incredibly important people have to ride elevators with THE VERY PEOPLE WHO EMPLOY THEM!!!

Holy Jesus, Mary and Joseph in a hottub. This is an issue? A real issue that they're discussing? Well, far better that they discuss the fact that Rick Santorum had to push his own buttons (snicker) as opposed to discussing the possibility of...oh, I don't know...ending the freaking war, maybe?